"My horse finished so far back, the jockey had to run ahead of him with a flashlight."
- Bob Hope -
"The horse I bet on was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable."
- Henny Youngman -
"The horse I bet on took so long to finish, the jockey kept a diary."
- Henny Youngman -
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