If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit, and your shit is stuff?
If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
This is the Hippy-Dippy Weatherman with the hippy-dippy weather - man.
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